geeky jokes

So Heisenberg is driving down the highway in his fancy car. He looks up and sees behind him a police car flashing red and blue lights. Heisenberg pulls over and rolls down his window. The policeman comes up and asks him: "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?!"
Heisenberg replies: " No officer, but I could certainly tell you where I was!"


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How many physical chemists does it take to wash a beaker?
None. That's what organic chemists are for!



A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".



Chemists do it periodically on table.
Electrochemists do it with greater potential.
Polymer chemists do it in chains.